Please educate your children correctly
1st Scene
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the
living room, right before their little son.
Daddy: Oh !! You B*tch!!
Mommy: What?? You Bastard!
Son: Daddy, Mommy, what’s Bitch and
Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He
quickly thinks up something.
Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen,
son.
Son: Oh I see!!
2nd SCENE
The little son was watching a TV show
about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the words ‘breasts’ and
‘penises’ . Mommy was reading the
papers.
Son: Mommy, what’ s breasts and
penises?
At this moment, Mommy turned blue,
and quickly thought of something to
say.
Mommy: “It means coats and hats, son”
Son: "Oh I see!!"
3rd SCENE
Daddy was shaving his beard and the
son passed by the toilet, suddenly,
Daddy cut himself and screamed….
Daddy: Oh shit!!
Son: Daddy, what’ s shit?
At this moment, Daddy’s eyes bulged,
and quickly thought of something to
say.
Daddy: “It means shaving cream, son”.
Son: Oh I see!!
4th SCENE
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy
was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn’t fit into the
stove, so she said…
Mommy: Oh f*ck!
Son: Mommy, what’ s f*ck ?
At this moment, Mommy froze. She
quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: “It means stuffing, son.
Son: Oh I see!!
5th SCENE
It’s Christmas Eve! Little son exuberantly
opened the door to let all his uncles,
aunties, cousins and friends come into
the house.
Proudly he said…
“Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches!
Please put all your breasts and penises
at that corner of the house! My parents
are busy at the moment.
You see, Daddy is putting shit on his
face upstairs and Mommy is f*cking the
turkey in the kitchen, but don’t worry,
they’ll be out here in a minute!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!

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